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The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing.
- John Powell ***************
Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.
-Anonymous ***************
Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.
-Milton Berle ***************
Living on Earth is expensive,
but it does include a free trip around the sun every year. ***************
Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have, the longer you live. ***************
"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down." -George Burns ***************
"Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss."
-Jim Murray ***************
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.... unknown ***************
"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police."
-Jeff Marder ***************
Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter". ***************
As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it. -Sam Ewing ***************
"The internet is a great way to get on the net." -Bob Dole, US Congressman ***************
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing!"
-Dennis Leary ***************
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. ***************
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
-Albert Einstein ***************
When my parents finally realised that I was kidnapped, they snapped into action immediately: they rented out my room.
-Woody Allen ***************
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
-Bob Hope ***************
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I
keep his house. ...Zsa Zsa Gabor ***************
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise" --Unknown ***************
"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."
-Will Rogers ***************
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
-Socrates ***************
The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything.
-Anon. ***************
"You can learn a lot from people who view the world differently than you
do."
Anthony J. D'Angelo ***************
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to
be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw ***************
Where there is love there is life.
- Mahatma Gandhi ***************
Reality is that which when you stop believing in it doesn't go away.
- Philip K. Dick ***************
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you
got it made. - Groucho Marx ***************
The fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who
are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at the Wright brothers. But
they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. - Carl Sagan ***************
One reason why I don't drink is because I wish to know when I am having a
good time. - Christian Herald ***************
A well-spent day brings happy sleep.
- Leonardo da Vinci ***************
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
- Victor Borge ***************
If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will avoid a hundred days
of sorrow. - Tibetan proverb ***************
It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own
ignorance. - Thomas Sowell ***************
Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I
don't care. - William Safire ***************
He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a
question remains a fool forever. - Chinese Proverb ***************
All men who have achieved great things have been great dreamers.
- Orison Swett Marden ***************
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
- Confucius ***************
The price of greatness is responsibility.
- Sir Winston Churchill ***************
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson ***************
Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.
- Henry Ford ***************
Every problem has a gift for you in its hands.
- Richard Bach ***************
The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it.
- Alan Saporta ***************
Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him
and to let him know that you trust him. - Booker T. Washington ***************
We do not stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop
playing. - Oliver Wendell Holmes ***************
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from
the animals...except the weasel. - Homer Simpson ***************
You have to have Soul. But if you don't have Soul, Halibut will do.
- The Muppets ***************
It is easy to be brave from a safe distance.
- Aesop ***************
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the
opportunity in every difficulty. - Sir Winston Churchill ***************
Some people think it's holding on that makes one strong; sometimes it's
letting go. - Sylvia Robinson ***************
My prerogative right now is to just chill and let all the other overexposed blondes on the cover of Us Weekly be your entertainment. - Britney Spears ***************
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx ***************
Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away - Will Smith in Hitch. ***************
"Being outside the box and not being able to shoot is like dancing with your sister." Diego Maradona ***************
Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind. John F. Kennedy
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